John's Wicks: RSVLTS made candles, not shirts

The April 1 bit keeps escalating. First the Joe Exotic gag design that became a real product. Then The Nighthawk, a nightshirt shipped with a sleeping cap and an 1800s wick holder. This year it's candles, made by a friend of theirs from Seton Hall who left the 9-5 to buy a New Jersey candle factory that also supplies five-star hotel lobbies.

Two scents in the first small batch: Vengeance, with cedar, oak and a bit of eucalyptus, and The Continental, smoky with a leather top note. Both limited. Launch is April 1 at noon ET. For anyone tracking this stuff, it's a shelf item rather than a hanger item, and RSVLTS would neither confirm nor deny more Wicks later, which is its own kind of answer.